Authors
ABCDeology is made possible by Nate, nate@abcdeology.com and John, john@abcdeology.com
AND by Squib the Squid.
Squib the Squid is the nephew of Mr. Giant Squid and had a cameo in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Squib the Squid can hold his breath longer than you. Squib the Squid helped his friend Moby Dick by evicting a crazy squatter named Ahab from his apartment. Squib the Squid enjoys long swims next to the beach, and drinking rum from 300 year old barrels salvaged from ship wrecks. A strange military science experiment to build the perfect obsessive compulsive information hoarder left Squib super intelligent and super orange with cybernetic implants that allow him to jack into sub-Atlantic telecommunications cables to get free TV and internet.
Squib the Squid tries to take over the world but has trouble concentrating on building his army of robot fish and cloned crustaceans because every time he goes online to download schematics he gets sidetracked by Wikipedia sprees, blog binges and social bookmarking benders.
Squib the Squid
squib (noun) from merriam-webster and wiki
Pronunciation: “skwib”
Etymology: origin unknown possibly in deep waters
Date: circa 1525
- a explosive device.
- a non-magical person who is born to at least one magical parent.
- a short news item.
- a short humorous or satiric writing or speech.
- an orange squid.
- article that is intended to ignite thinking and discourse.